welcometoyoursong:

One of my favorite things in the world is being alone in my car. Just driving, listening to music and thinking.

(via ohitsmandi)

  • mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
  • me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
  • mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
  • me:
  • mom:
  • me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
  • me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
  • me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
  • mom:
  • me:
  • mom: this isn't normal

I quite like this. 

(Source: donotcockblock)

Conversation between my brother & me:
  • Him: Should I wear the blue or the black shirt under this shirt? *Holds up blue & black plaid shirt*
  • Me: The black.
  • Him: But you're the devil, of course you'd say that.
  • Me: There's too much blue otherwise.
  • Him: But it matches. & There's blue in my shoes.
  • Me: That's too match-y!
  • Him: I'm wearing the black, I don't like the green in the blue shirt.
  • Me: ........

I want new people to follow on here and on Twitter. But like everyone sucks.  & I feel like I am too old for Tumblr.


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